Wednesday, May 31, 2006
TAKEN FROM THE MUSEUM OF TWITS. totally true :D

Friendster Bulletin #1

1. To the people who does have more than 500 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you can work on your personality.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face. (This reminds me of Mr OSG. HAHA)

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!

7. LITTLE 13, 14, 15, years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be raped? no you don't so RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass or post your bulletin on. & Nobody really cares whether you complete a quiz on 100 questions about yourself. so STOP posting them!

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

Friendster Bulletin #2
Message: - Inspired- Inspired by Samuel/Jun Hao
who wrote a very true article.
- Hope this article will be passed down to those who realise it's the truth.

You see, people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls, no offence but, girls especially. You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu. 'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn. Do yous guys know the meaning?
Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
You guys use it as if it's some -_- statement. Acting cute while you are at it.

Like what Samuel said, Friendster profiles are chewed up and spit out like bad bacon.

Next point.
I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13. uP aNd DoWn is WaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337. No, if you grow up, you'll find it real lame.
Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now. Try completing a resume
using aLtErNaTe cAps. I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.
It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY. Notes to add :
GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.

I'm done with the first half, take a break.
Drink some coffee. Done? Read on.

75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.

dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWoo aDd eUu. yOU aDd miEe oNlY.
dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS.
OH COME ON. I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this.. example. no offence now.

This one's from the channel #teens
[02:57] add miee in fwenster . . @hotmail.com asap pls. .! thx!

Her profile which i went to, had the message.
>>>> if u msg muee to add muee in2 ur acct, sowie. im NOT interested.
just dun eva try ta add muee jus bcus u wan more fwens or u wan feel popular in fwenster. i dunch entertain to this kinda lame shiet. <<<<

See the irony? Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status.
Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account.
Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'. How many actually talk to
u? do you all talk to each other?
All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts.
There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then.
Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150 contacts, unless you're a premium member.